Attraction Scripts

[Jack Peterson]

Post a Disney World attraction script here!

[Jack Peterson]

Tomorrowland Transit Authority PeopleMover:

“ Please step carefully onto the moving platform. Please step into the car. For your safety, remain seated throughout your journey, keeping your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the car—and please supervise your children. Stay clear of the doors, which will open and close automatically. Enjoy your trip!

Welcome aboard the Tomorrowland Transit Authority PeopleMover—your quiet and carefree highway in the sky. We invite you to sit back, relax, and enjoy your grand circle tour of Tomorrowland.

Along the way, you can preview many of the exciting places you’ll want to be sure to enjoy today while visiting this land of tomorrow. The PeopleMover is the perfect vehicle for people-watching. So keep your eyes peeled; you never know who you might see!

And now, Tomorrowland Transit Authority proudly presents Progress City—Walt Disney’s dream for the Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow. Progress City was the inspiration for EPCOT, and many of its forward-thinking ideas have been realized throughout Walt Disney World.

If your future includes shopping, then you’ll want to visit Mickey’s Star Traders, where you’ll find the greatest goods from around the galaxy.

That’s right—it’s outta this world, haha!

At the Tomorrowland Speedway, put the petal to the metal, and speed towards the checkered flag in your very own race car. Young or old, this is your chance to drive in the fast lane—without worrying about getting a speeding ticket.

We’re now entering one of the real wonders of our world, Space Mountain. Blast off on a high-speed outer space adventure and careen through the cosmos!

Paging Mr. Morrow—Mr. Tom Morrow. Please contact Mr. Johnson in the control tower to confirm your flight to the Moon.

Welcome back to Tomorrowland! Be sure to visit Space Mountain while you’re here for an adventure that’s out of this world!

For a different high-flying adventure, hop on board the Astro Orbiter. Pilot your own spacecraft as you take a spin around the planet and ascend to other worldly heights.

We’re now approaching Walt Disney’s Carousel of Progress. Inside this rotating theater, four families welcome you into their homes of yesterday and today, starting way back at the turn of the 20th century. First presented at the New York World’s Fair, this legendary circular theater celebrates the progress that has made our lives better. It’s a perfect reminder that there’s always a great big beautiful tomorrow shining at the end of every day.

Calling all Space Rangers: this is Buzz Lightyear. Report to your star cruiser and join me on this daring space mission—against the evil Emperor Zurg!

As an honorary Space Ranger, you’ll use your own personal laser cannon to save the entire galaxy!

This time, it’s laughter they’re after at Monsters Incorporated. So drop in and join Mike Wazowski and all his pals at the Monsters Incorporated Laugh Floor. Share the fun!

Yeah, yeah, yeah… very good. Keep it moving! We’re on a tight schedule here.

As we approach the Tomorrowland Transit Authority station, our grand circle tour is coming to an end, but not to a stop—because this transportation system never stops! Thank you for joining us on the Tomorrowland Transit Authority PeopleMover. It’s been a pleasure to have you aboard. Enjoy the rest of your day and have a great big beautiful tomorrow!

Please keep your arms away from the doors, and remain seated until they slide open automatically. Step on to the moving platform with caution, and exit by stepping away from the car. Thank you.”

[Jack Peterson]

Living With The Land:

“Welcome to Living with the Land. As you board the boat, please lower your head and watch your step. For your safety, remain seated with your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the boat at all times. Parents, please supervise your children, and refrain from flash photography or using video lights until we reach the greenhouses. Thank you. Now, sit back, relax, and enjoy Living with the Land.

Welcome to a voyage of discovery and awareness of the richness, the diversity, and the often surprising nature of living with the land. Our journey begins as dramatic and sudden changes are sweeping over the land. The approaching storm may seem violent and destructive to us, but to nature, it’s a new beginning in the cycle of life.

Beneath the surface of the land, roots trap water from the flowing mud, extracting precious nutrients and minerals. These elements, when combined with sunlight, create the first living systems of our planet.

One of those living systems is the rainforest, home to the most amazing concentration of life on our planet. These dense and beautiful forests cover only a tiny portion of the Earth’s surface, but they contain more than half of its plant and animal species. Rainforests are also extremely rich in productive living systems, providing us with oxygen, food, medicine, and other elements essential to our lives.

In the desert, nature has created a very different, but no less beautiful, living system. And while this arid landscape may seem lifeless, it is very much alive. The plants and animals that have learned to survive in these harsh conditions made use of what little water they could find and avoid the scorching rays of the relentless sun.

The American prairie once appeared as desolate as the desert, but over time, rainwater and nutrients gradually penetrated the hard surface of this land. Even the hooves of the mighty buffalo helped create the rich soil that would one day become home to the American farm.

Of all the forces at work on the land, humans have had one of the most profound effects. The need to produce food for the growing world led to the enormous use and sometimes overuse of the land. In our search for more efficient ways to grow food, we often failed to realize the impact of our methods.

Today, we’re learning to live with the land, discovering better ways to grow food that will assure both human and environmental wellbeing.

In Japan, we’re learning that by adding composted leaves and other plant material to our soil, we can reduce the need for fertilizers.

In farmlands across America, we’re learning that by plowing under vegetation containing natural fertilizers, we can enrich the soil without the use of chemicals.

In Saudi Arabia and Mexico, we’re learning to produce food on desert seacoasts by developing and planting crops that thrive on saltwater.

Here at Epcot, we’re learning to reduce the need for pesticides by using natural predators like ladybugs and wasps to control pests.

How will we meet tomorrow’s growing need for food production, yet still respect the needs of the land? Some of the answers are being discovered just ahead. To help us maintain these carefully-controlled ecosystems, and for your safety, please remain seated in your boat at all times.

Welcome to our living laboratory, where scientists from Epcot and the U.S. Department Of Agriculture are exploring innovative ways to produce bountiful harvests, now and into the future.

The tropics are home to the greatest diversity of plants on the planet. Many of these, like papaya, bananas, cacao, coffee, and rice, are well-known around the world. These are just a few of the edible plants that have been an important source of nutrition for people living in the tropics. Many are rich in vitamins and minerals, while others are well-adapted to growing in less-than-ideal conditions. Some, like the waterlily, thrive in wet, swampy areas and waterways. All parts of this plant, even the flower petals, are edible. The starchy root of the plant has long been used to make flour for baking.

One day, many of these lesser-known tropical plants may be as important as the bananas growing on both sides of the boat. More than 28 million tons of bananas are eaten annually, making it the most popular fruit in the world.

When we mention farming, you probably don’t think of fish, but fish farming or aquaculture accounts for nearly half of all the seafood consumed globally. Tilapia, bass, and catfish, like the ones you see here, are 3 of the more popular crops raised by fish farmers. The sustainable system we’re using here recycles the water in the tanks. As a result, we’re able to save millions of gallons each year. Our small fish farm produces nearly 5,000 pounds of fish each year to serve in restaurants around Walt Disney World. Innovations like this one can play an important role in our efforts to produce bountiful harvests and still protect natural resources.

While there are more than 50,000 edible plant species in the world, most of us are only familiar with the handful that make up our everyday diet. The common grains growing here, wheat, maize, sorghum, and millet, plus rice, account for nearly 2/3 of our global food consumption. Learning how to increase yields of these staples is an important goal of research around the world.

These plants are definitely on their way up! Innovative growing techniques like these increase yield, while more efficiently using resources like water, fertilizer, and pesticides. Another innovation at work here is our integrated pest-management program. By populating our greenhouses with beneficial insects that prey on harmful pests like aphids and flies, we are significantly reducing our reliance on conventional pesticides.

We’re growing these crops using our nutrient film system. This technique precisely controls and recycles water and nutrients. With it, we can produce over 27,000 heads of lettuce a year in this one small area.

Some of our best ideas have been inspired by nature, like these fruit and vegetable trees. By growing these ground plants vertically, we can increase yield and better control diseases. These crops taste as good as they look. In fact, we serve more than 15 tons of produce from our greenhouses in restaurants here at The Land every year.

The future of agriculture may include innovative ideas like this vertical growing system. Plants grown in this way use a fraction of the space required by traditional growing methods. That saves water and increases production. The aquaponics system on your left combines hydroponics with aquaculture. The fish provide a natural source of fertilizer for the plants, and the plants help keep the water clean for the fish. It’s another great way to produce more while using less.

In our lab, Epcot scientists are working with the U.S. Department of Agriculture on a number of innovative projects. The goal of these efforts is to produce higher-yielding and better-quality plants.

These greenhouses represent just a fraction of the work being done worldwide to produce bountiful harvests for our growing population. Scientists, farmers, and even backyard gardeners are doing their part to improve the quantity and quality of foods that we all rely upon . Together we can continue to find more ways to increase food production and protect our precious natural environment. Only then, will we truly be living with the land.

On behalf of Walt Disney World, we hope you’ve enjoyed this unique journey through our living laboratories. If you’d like a closer look, then check out the Behind the Seeds walking tour. It’s a chance for the whole family to get up close and personal with the plants and growing techniques in our laboratory.

Please keep your hands and feet inside the boat, and remain seated until the boat comes to a complete stop.

Please gather all your personal belongings. Lower your head, and watch your step as you exit.”

[Jack Peterson]

The Twilight Zone Tower Of Terror:

Preshow:
“ You unlock this door with the key of imagination, beyond it is another dimension. A dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance of things and ideas you've just crossed over into The Twilight Zone."

Hollywood, 1939, amid the glitz and the glitter of a bustling young movie talent at the height of its golden age, the Hollywood Tower Hotel was a star in its own right, a beacon for the show business elite. Now, something is about to happen that will change all that.

The time is now, on an evening very much like the one we have just witnessed. Tonight's story on The Twilight Zone is somewhat unique and calls for a different kind of introduction. This, as you may recognize, is a maintenance service elevator, still in operation, waiting for you. We invite you if you dare to step aboard because in tonight's episode you are the star. And this elevator travels directly to The Twilight Zone.”

Ride:
“You are the passengers on a most uncommon elevator about to ascend into your very own episode of The Twilight Zone.

One stormy night long ago, 5 people stepped through the door of an elevator and into a nightmare. That door is opening once again and this time, it's opening for you.

You are about to discover what lies beyond the 5th dimension, beyond the deepest, darkest corner of the imagination in the Tower of Terror.

A warm welcome back to those of you who made it and a friendly word of warning, something you won't find in any guidebook. The next time you check into a deserted hotel on the dark side of Hollywood, make sure you know just what kind of vacancy you're filling, or you may find yourself a permanent resident of The Twilight Zone.”

[Jack Peterson]

Test Track:

“Hello. The seatbelt check is around the corner. For your safety, remain seated with your seatbelt fastened and your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the vehicle at all times. And please supervise children. Thank you.

Automated driving technology activated.

Welcome to the SimTrack.

We’ll begin with a capability test to see how your vehicles perform under challenging weather and surface conditions.

Monitoring road surface.

Connecting to OnStar.

SimCar performance data acquired.

Let’s see how your designs hold up now.

Commencing SimCar offroad and extreme weather sequence.

Capability test results displayed and verified.

Now let’s see how your vehicles compare when it comes to their efficiency.

Scanning SimCar for optimal eco-efficiency. Engaging eco-scan for aerodynamic efficiency. Drive systems analysis: hyper-spectral imaging in process. Calculating total enviro-impact.

Commencing Responsiveness test.

Okay, the Responsiveness data is now being synchronized.

Automated driving technology verified and active.

Automated crash avoidance technology disengaged.

Displaying Responsiveness data.

Here comes the final test.

Energizing for Power test.

Displaying Power test results. SimTrack performance testing complete.

This concludes your performance testing. You’ll be able to see how your Chevrolet Custom Concept Vehicle designs compared with the SimCar after you disembark.

Please watch your step as you exit, and remember to take all personal belongings with you. Be sure to check your final performance numbers in our scoring area.”

[Jack Peterson]

Spaceship Earth:

“The sliding doors of your Time Machine will close automatically. For your safety, remain seated with your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the vehicle, and please watch your children. Please take small children by the hand, and watch your step on the moving platform. The platform is moving at the same speed as your Time Machine vehicle. Please take small children by the hand, and watch your step onto the moving platform. The platform and your time machine vehicle are moving at the same speed. During your slow-moving journey, your Time Machine will slowly rotate backwards and may stop momentarily. For your safety, remain seated at all times.

This is Spaceship Earth control, welcome aboard! On the map in front of you, please show us where you’re from while we input your time-travel coordinates. Now locate the monitor overhead to the right. Make sure your face is clearly visible, and wait for the flash. Good! Sending photo to the future. All systems are go. Linking you now to your guide.

Like a grand and miraculous spaceship, our planet has sailed through the universe of time; and for a brief moment we have been among it’s passengers. But where are we going? And what kind of future will we discover there? Surprisingly, the answers lie in our past. Since the dawn of recorded history, we’ve been inventing the future one step at a time. So let’s travel back in time together. I’ll show you how our ancestors created the world we know today, and then it will be your turn to create the world of tomorrow.

Here, in this hostile world, is where our story begins. We are alone, struggling to survive until we learn to communicate with one another. Now we can hunt as a team and survive together.

It takes 15,000 years to come up with the next bright idea: recording our knowledge on cave walls. There was only one small problem, when we moved, the recorded knowledge stayed behind.

Now, let’s move ahead to ancient Egypt, because something is about to happen here that will change the future forever. This unknown Egyptian pounding reeds flat is inventing papyrus—a sort of paper. Papyrus, in turn, creates better record keeping of plans, designs, and unfortunately taxes. But it also brings with it the dawn of great civilizations.

At this point, each civilization has its own form of writing, which none of the others can understand. But the Phoenicians, who trade with all of them, have a solution. They create a simple, common alphabet, adaptable to most languages. Remember how easy it was to learn your ABC’s? Thank the Phoenicians—they invented them.

The ancient Greeks were great inventors of the future. First, they established public schools, and then begin teaching an intriguing new subject called mathematics. And with math comes mechanical technology and the birth of a high-tech life we enjoy today.

With lessons learned from the Greeks, the Romans create a powerful empire. To move their armies around, they build a system of roads all over the known world. Rome built the first “world wide web,” and it’s leading us into the future.

But then we hit a roadblock—Rome falls, and the great Library of Alexandria in Egypt is burned. Much of our learning is destroyed—lost forever… or so we think.

It turns out there are copies of some of these books in the libraries of the Middle East, being watched over by Arab and Jewish scholars. Call it the first backup system. The books are saved, and with them our dreams of the future.

In the meantime, here in Europe, monks toil endlessly, recording books by hand—but that is about to change.

In 1450, Gutenberg invents the movable type printing press. Now knowledge can travel as fast as these new books… and travel they do.

Books make it easier to invent the future in every field, and the result is an incredible explosion of innovation that we call the Renaissance.

Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

Books, it seems, were just the beginning. Now communication technology races headlong into the future, and soon people all over the world are sharing life’s most important moments faster than ever before.

Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Lee surrenders at Appomattox! Civil War is over! Extra! Extra!

I’m sorry, that line is busy. One moment please. One moment, I’ll transfer you.

And today, we received word that Amelia Earhart has landed safe and sound in Wales. Today, July 19th, 1948, will forever be known as the day that she flew across the Atlantic and into the hearts of people around the world. Amelia Earhart has gone where no other woman has gone before!

By now, we’re all communicating from anywhere on Earth—and in 1969, from somewhere else.

It’s one small step for man; one giant leap for mankind.

To send a man to the moon, we had to invent a new language, spoken not by man, but by computers—at first very large, very expensive computers—but we see the potential.

What if everyone could have one of these amazing machines in their own house? There’s just one problem: they’re as big as a house. The solution comes in, of all places, a garage in California. Young people with a passion for shaping the future put the power of the computer in everyone’s hands. Together, we form a super network that goes with billions of interactions, and once again we stand on the brink of a new Renaissance.

After 30,000 years of time travel, here we are—a truly global community, poised to shape the future of this, our Spaceship Earth.

Please remain seated. Your Time Machine will be rotating backward for your return to Earth. In preparation for your return to Earth, your Time Machine will be rotating backward. Please remain seated.

For the first time in history, all of us can have a say about the kind of world we want to live in. The choices we have made for the past 30,000 years have been inventing the future one day at a time. And now, it’s your turn.

Let’s have some fun creating the future, shall we? On your computer screen, answer a few questions for us. Then, we’ll show you a new world, custom made just for you. Ready?

Well done! Now along with your answers let’s add in some amazing new technology that we happen to know about.

And now, I believe your future is just about ready. Let’s take a look, shall we?

Welcome to the future! Or should I say your future! (Script depends on what you pick)
The end. Or should I say “the beginning”… of your future!

So here’s to the next 30,000 years on Spaceship Earth. While no one knows for sure what we’ll see or do, I do know it will be quite an adventure—an adventure that we’ll take and make together. See you in the future!

Welcome back, time travelers. Now, Siemens invites you to visit Project Tomorrow—an exciting world of new ideas and innovations, made possible by Siemens’ ingenuity.

Your vehicle doors will open automatically. Please keep your hands away from the doors, and step carefully onto the moving platform.”

[Jack Peterson]

Resort Monorail:

“ Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor manténgase alejado de las puertas.

To our new passengers, we welcome you aboard our “highway in the sky” and hope you’ve enjoyed the Magic Kingdom. We are traveling to Disney’s Contemporary Resort. During our travels, please hold on to the handrails and stand clear of the doors. For the comfort of others, no smoking, please. Thank you.

We’re now passing Bay Lake Tower at Disney’s Contemporary Resort — a part of Disney Vacation Club.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are approaching the Grand Canyon Concourse Station. For those of you standing, please hold on to the handrails and stand clear of the doors until the monorail stops completely. If you’re exiting, please gather your belongings, watch your head and step, and take small children by the hand. For those of you remaining on board, our next stop is the Transportation and Ticket Center, with continuing service to Disney’s Polynesian Village and Grand Floridian Resorts. We are now entering Disney’s Contemporary Resort.

This is Disney’s Contemporary Resort. If you’re exiting, please gather your belongings, watch your head and step, and take small children by the hand. If there are guests waiting to board, please move across your car to make room for everyone.

Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor manténgase alejado de las puertas.

If you’ve just joined us, welcome aboard! For those of you standing, please hold on to the handrails throughout our journey and stay clear of the doors. For the comfort of others, no smoking, please. Our next stop will be the Transportation and Ticket Center, which includes Magic Kingdom car and bus parking.

To the right is the Disney-created Seven Seas Lagoon. To the left is Bay Lake. Nestled on the shores of Bay Lake are Disney’s Wilderness Lodge and Disney’s Fort Wilderness Resort and Campground.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are approaching the Transportation and Ticket Center, which includes Magic Kingdom car and bus parking. If you are traveling to Epcot, please exit here and follow the overhead directional signs. Ladies and gentlemen, if you’re standing, please hold on to the handrails and stay clear of the doors until the monorail stops and the doors open. If this concludes your visit to the Walt Disney World Resort, we hope you had a wonderful time and return home safely.

This is the Transportation and Ticket Center. Our next stop is Disney’s Polynesian Resort, with continuing service to Disney’s Grand Floridian Resort and Spa and the Magic Kingdom.

Ladies and gentlemen, please gather your belongings, watch your head and step as you exit, and take small children by the hand. Once again, if you’re traveling to Epcot, or Magic Kingdom car and bus parking, please exit here. If you need additional assistance, a host or hostess will be happy to help you. Thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen, please continue moving across your car to make room for everyone, and kindly offer available seating to those needing special assistance. If you’re standing, please hold on to the handrails and stay clear of the doors. The monorail will depart momentarily. Thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is our final boarding call, and the doors will be closing soon. Please board safely — our monorail will be departing momentarily. Thank you.

Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor manténgase alejado de las puertas.

To those guests who’ve joined us, welcome. For those of you standing, please hold on to the handrails throughout our journey and remain clear of the doors. For the comfort of others, no smoking please. Thank you.

We are traveling to Disney’s Polynesian Village Resort. Inside the Great Ceremonial House, you’ll find shopping and dining with a South Seas flavor. For an authentic island adventure, Disney’s Spirit of Aloha dinner show is presented Tuesday thru Saturday in Luau Cove.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are now stopping at Disney’s Polynesian Village Resort. For those of you standing, please hold on to the handrails and stay clear of the doors until the monorail stops completely. For those of you remaining on board, our next stop is Disney’s Grand Floridian Resort and Spa, with continuing service to the Magic Kingdom and Disney’s Contemporary Resort. Thank you.

This is Disney’s Polynesian Village Resort. Please watch your head and step as you exit, and take small children by the hand. Thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen, if there are guests waiting to board, please move across your car to make room for everyone, and kindly offer available seating to those needing special assistance. For those of you standing, please hold on to the handrails and stay clear of the doors; they will be closing in a moment. Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, please continue moving across your car to make room for everyone. If you’re standing, please hold on to the handrails and stay clear of the doors. The monorail will depart momentarily. Thank you.

Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor manténgase alejado de las puertas.

To our new passengers, aloha, and welcome aboard! For those of you standing, please hold on to the handrails throughout our journey, and stay clear of the doors. For the comfort of others, no smoking, please. Our next stop is Disney’s Grand Floridian Resort and Spa.

To our left-hand side are Disney’s Palm and Disney’s Magnolia Golf Courses at the Shades of Green Resort. These award-winning courses are part of the annual PGA Tour each fall.

Coming up on the lagoon side is Disney’s Wedding Pavilion. Couples may exchange vows in a fairytale setting, complete with a picturesque backdrop of Cinderella Castle.

We are now stopping at Disney’s Grand Floridian Resort and Spa — a Victorian-style hotel offering the modern conveniences of a full-service spa and health club. Ladies and gentlemen, please hold on to the handrails and stay clear of the doors until the monorail stops completely.

This is Disney’s Grand Floridian Resort and Spa. Our next stop is the Magic Kingdom — with continuing service to Disney’s Contemporary Resort and the Transportation and Ticket Center.

Ladies and gentlemen, please gather your personal belongings, watch your head and step as you exit, and take small children by the hand. If there are guests waiting to board your car, please move across to make room for everyone. For those of you standing, please hold on to the handrails and stay clear of the doors — they will be closing in a moment. Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, please continue to move across your car to make room for everyone, and kindly offer available seating to those needing special assistance. If you’re standing, please hold on to the handrails and stay clear of the doors. The monorail will depart momentarily. Thank you.

Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor manténgase alejado de las puertas.

To those guests who’ve just joined us, welcome! Our next stop is the Magic Kingdom. For those of you standing, please hold on to the handrails throughout our journey and stay clear of the doors. For the comfort of others, no smoking, please.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are approaching our station at the entrance to Main Street, U.S.A. — gateway to the seven themes lands of the Magic Kingdom. Smoking is not permitted at the Magic Kingdom, except in designated areas. Please consult your guide map, or ask a cast member for locations.

If you are exiting, please hold on to the handrails and stand clear of the doors until the monorail stops completely and the doors open. For those of you remaining on board, our next stop will be Disney’s Contemporary Resort, with continuing service to the Transportation and Ticket Center and Disney’s Polynesian Village Resort. If you are traveling to any other Walt Disney World resort hotel, buses and watercraft are parked at this station. If you are traveling to Epcot, please remain on board. You’ll need to change monorails just two stops away, at the Transportation and Ticket Center.

Ladies and gentlemen, please watch your head and step as you exit, and take small children by the hand. If there are guests waiting to board your car, please move across to make room for everyone. Once again, if you are traveling to Epcot, please remain on board. You’ll need to change monorails at the Transportation and Ticket Center. As you board, please continue moving across your car to make room for everyone, and kindly offer available seating to those needing special assistance. If you’re standing, please hold on to the handrails and stay clear of the doors. The monorail will depart momentarily. Thank you.”

[randyf79]

These are well done! Did you have a source or recorded and took the time to transcribe?

Nice to be able to read and contemplate...you can miss some of it when there are other things going on...

Thanks!

[Jack Peterson]

@randyf79 I get some of them from disneyparksscripts.com, but some of them I know by heart so it is easy. If you would like me to put in a particular ride I will gladly put that in!

[nittanylions]

Very nice job! I'll try to think of a script for you. How about Big Thunder Mountain?

[Jack Peterson]

Big Thunder Mountain Railroad:

“Howdy partners! For your safety, remain seated with your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the train—and be sure to watch your kids. If any of you folks are wearin’ hats or glasses, best remove ’em—’cause this here’s the wildest ride in the wilderness!”